Confucius say, man who jump through screen door, strain self.
Confucius say, woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick – all gone.
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it.
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired.
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted.
Confucius say, man with tool in woman’s mouth not necessarily dentist.
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel.
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts.
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman’s well, often catches crab.
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better.
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit.
Confucius say, woman who go to man’s apartment for snack, get titbit.
Confucius say, learn to masturbate – come in handy.
Confucius say, girl who sit on jockey’s lap get hot tip.
Confucius say, girl who sit on judge’s lap get honourable discharge.
Confucius say, secretary become permanent fixture, when screwed on desk.
Confucius say, woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.
Confucius say, wash face in morning, neck at night.
Confucius say, woman wearing G-string, high on crack.
Confucius say, woman with thimble on finger, never feel prick.
Confucius say, man who pull woman’s bra strap, may get bust in face.