Membership download

 

THANKS FOR SIGNING UP TO THE FARK AUSTRALIA NETWORK

Over the weeks, months and years we’ll be sending you a lot of Fark ‘stuff’ including Fark News, Fark Moments, Fark Jokes, Fark Trivia and offers from our merchandise range.

The Royal Order

Click on the link below to download your Royal Order of the Fark membership certificate. It’s in a PDF format that you save it, insert your name, print it off and hang it on your office wall. It will be a great conversation starter.
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Fark Ringtone

Click on the link below to download the Fark ring tone. Instructions are included for Android phones. We’re in the process of finalizing the download instructions for Apple iphones
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Whenever your phone goes off you’ll be able to tell people ‘Hang on a tick, some-one’s farking me!’

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Fark, That’s a Good  Joke

Click on this link to get a classic Fark joke.
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Now settle into your seat, loosen your tie and undo your top button, lock your tray table forward and your seat back, pull down the shade, put on your headphones, close your eyes, start breathing slowly and deeply, relax and listen to the Fark Anthem.
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Regards and good farking
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Frank Farquhar
National Executive Director
Fark Australia.com.au